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The message in Christianity is the risen Jesus though. A dynamic risen Jesus is different from a message which can be spun. If you take the risen Jesus as that then you are in difficulties and have missed the point. If you accept the risen Jesus as he is then it's your 'self-spin' that has to go.

Vlad and his ilk, Religion and Ethics 15 Comments [6/3/2016 3:01:14 AM]
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Nemo

Meh. Doctrinal dispute.

6/3/2016 6:51:54 AM

Swede

Waiter! This word-salad is a bit bland...

6/3/2016 6:53:57 AM

Thinking Allowed

...Um...ok?

6/3/2016 7:14:58 AM

Insult to Rocks

Sit and spin on it, Jesus.

6/3/2016 8:38:07 AM

creativerealms

Huh?

6/3/2016 8:42:37 AM

Mister Spak

" If you accept the risen Jesus as he is then it's your 'self-spin' that has to go."

I haven't seen any risen Jesuses recently, so all you have is massless spin.

6/3/2016 8:53:52 AM

Daryl

Some sexual innuendo here. I applaud it. It certainly brought me to a proud and twitching stance.

6/3/2016 9:30:44 AM



Somebody is spinning and it's not your audience

6/3/2016 9:30:53 AM

nazani14

How about unleavened Jesus?

6/3/2016 10:01:33 AM

Dr. Razark

"The message in Christianity is the risen Jesus though."

I thought it was all supposed to be about his sacrifice to save us from our sins, including the original one.

I mean, if his death on the cross saved us all, wasn't Easter just Jesus' way of saying "Ha ha! Fooled you! Y'all are still going to Hell! Eat me, you bastards!"?

6/3/2016 11:15:00 AM

Old Viking

Thanks for pointing that out. (What in the hell is he talking about?)

6/3/2016 4:15:11 PM

Admiral Nopants

The only thing spinning is my head. What the fuck did that even mean!?

6/3/2016 4:16:54 PM

Sasha

Is Vlad speaking in tongues?

6/3/2016 11:59:30 PM

Amapola62

I don't understand anything...Does that mean I am an idiot or what?

6/8/2016 7:32:04 AM

Lauge

@ #1950328
Mister Spak

"....so all you have is massless spin."

So Jesus is a quark, now? What flavor?*

Regards & all,

Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg

*) Hey, that's a serious theological issue! And it makes sense too since, according to Wikipedia, "Due to a phenomenon known as color confinement, quarks are never directly observed or found in isolation;" (my highlight) - from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark.

6/8/2016 8:29:48 AM

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