Quote# 42327

[On a thread discussing “The Case for Eternal Punishment”]

As my pastor has said on numerous occassions: "Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".

metroames, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [7/5/2008 3:40:42 AM]
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SeenAndNotSeen

Hell is just a prison shower with Jesus, I guess.

7/5/2008 3:42:45 AM



Feel the christian love.

7/5/2008 3:50:34 AM

LordJiro

Jesus is in the Mafia?

7/5/2008 3:54:22 AM

anonymous_troy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuAVgWJ28Hw&feature=related

WHERE'S MY PRAYERS!

7/5/2008 3:54:36 AM

RavenWood

Its a wonder why more people just don't join right up...

7/5/2008 3:54:57 AM

Feminazi

Why did he bother giving us free will?

7/5/2008 3:59:45 AM

Beltaine

Feminazi: "Why did he bother giving us free will?"

For something to break?

7/5/2008 4:04:34 AM

Mike

Jesus is Joe Pesci?

7/5/2008 4:07:05 AM

Jay-Sus

Better pay your loan sharks up to date otherwise God will break your legs.

7/5/2008 4:09:10 AM

Eden

Have souls legs?

7/5/2008 4:13:16 AM

Beeblebrox

"Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".

Jehovah better pack a f***ing lunch.

7/5/2008 4:19:49 AM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

wow. so god kills babies and breaks legs. lovely.

7/5/2008 4:25:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

God; "So yas pay the vig when my boy J comes aroun' or a accident could sorta happen an' yas could maybe break a few legs. Just sayin' - it could happen, capice?"

___________________________

Ya gotta love a guy like that. 'Cause he'll get you for it if you don't.

7/5/2008 4:29:01 AM

Pyroclasm

Why do you worship this... thing?

7/5/2008 4:42:59 AM

threshold

Jesus is scary, I'd better worship him. Or Thor, he's pretty fickin' mean too.

7/5/2008 4:44:07 AM

Fishcakes

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, GOD'S GONNA KNEECAP YOU, THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

7/5/2008 4:49:05 AM

Mudflappus

Your pastor strikes me as a grade "A" asshole. If I saw a prick like that getting his ass kicked in a bad part of town, I believe I'd be inclined to drive by laughing.

7/5/2008 4:55:36 AM

Lucilius

Why do they worship such an evil, brutal "thing," Pyroclasm? It's a form of self-worship, for all they project that on secularists. The beastly fundie god is just a bloated reflection of their own foul dreams. It's what they wish they were.

7/5/2008 5:13:03 AM

aaa

In case i get kneecapped, i'll shoot the bastard between the eyes.

7/5/2008 5:38:53 AM

LOLWUT

Can't you just feel that wonderful Christian love?

If god wants me to be convinced of his existence, he could use the only valid method; by providing us with good evidence. Instead, he's hiding away, angry that no one can see him.

7/5/2008 5:49:03 AM

Amanda

It's the Godfather! Literally!

7/5/2008 6:31:37 AM

approximate

It's an offer you can't refuse.

Your pastor is an asshole.

7/5/2008 6:52:06 AM

agentCDE

Say, there, FSTDTians... them's some nice souls you got there... it'd be a cryin' shame if somethin' were to... eh, "happen" to 'em. Y'know, like an "accident" or somethin'. Say, if they was to... catch on fire. Capice?

7/5/2008 7:12:43 AM

Antichrist

My knees are shot, so there's no way I'm bowing the knee to anyone. Fall flat on my ass screaming in pain, maybe, but no kneeling.

7/5/2008 7:16:33 AM

werewolf

Your god is a dick. Too bad he's just a symptom of your mental illness.

7/5/2008 7:35:53 AM

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