Quote# 66003

[Jack Black's "prayer" to Satan at VMA's]

Oh my - it didn't even appear he was trying to be funny. That made me almost physically ill. Music was created by God and should be used for God's glory. How much more sick and twisted is this world going to get when things like this are no longer reserved for Satanists meetings. That was horrible.
I pray that we "go home" - and soon. I've had enough of this world.


Mishkins, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [9/23/2009 11:38:13 PM]
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agentCDE

"Oh my - it didn't even appear he was trying to be funny."

Of course not. Jack Black does not have to try to be funny.

9/23/2009 11:44:49 PM

Professor Waldorf X

Somehow, I get the feeling that right now Jack Black is probably smoking weed and laughing at this kind of stuff as hate letters to him. In other words, I don't think he cares.

9/23/2009 11:48:15 PM



Its had enough of you too. If you want to "go home" so much, An Hero already and leave us in peace.

9/23/2009 11:56:46 PM

The Watcher

K, bye. Don't let the doorknob hitcha.

9/23/2009 11:58:50 PM



Rev. Black tested his material at the Satanist meeting the day before, and it KILLED.

9/24/2009 12:07:34 AM

Orestes

>I pray that we "go home" - and soon. I've had enough of this world.

Oh you don't have to wait up for the rest of us, by all means you should get a head start on that.

9/24/2009 12:16:44 AM

apenpaap

Well, why don't you try killing yourself then? Surely you're a good person, and surely your god will reward you with paradise?

9/24/2009 12:26:07 AM

Freethink

Another "happy in the lord" Xian! these people are so pathetic.

9/24/2009 12:31:33 AM

Nick

Can I pack you a basket of cakes and jam for the road?

9/24/2009 12:57:52 AM

Clown

Lol. Good to know they haven't developed a sense of humour yet, else we would be doomed.

@Nick: I'll make sandwiches!

9/24/2009 1:11:01 AM

aaa

@Nick: I'll give him the cheapest sixpack of beer i can find.

9/24/2009 1:21:23 AM

WMDKitty

Only Jack Black, man. I'm a little disappointed I missed it. Oh, well.

*throws horns*

AVE SATANIS!
REGE SATANIS!
HAIL SATAN!

And please, Mishkins, do go home, and take the rest of your misguided "family" with you.

9/24/2009 1:40:44 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Music was created by God and should be used for God's glory.

Dude, god's music is so bad it makes city walls collapse!

9/24/2009 1:46:24 AM

Euterpe

"Music was created by God"

Euterpe frowns upon your shenanigans, Mishkins.

9/24/2009 1:46:56 AM

Pule Thamex

Don't worry, it won't be long now. It's the end times, and has been for the last couple of thousand years, and will continue to be so for the foreseeable future. 'Ol blue-eyes will soon return, and I don't mean Frank Sinatra, just keep listening for the trumpet. And as soon as you see the glint of golden locks sparkling in the sky you can begin the countdown to lift-off. A massive entrance hall awaits you.

Alternatively, you could seek medical assistance.

9/24/2009 2:12:51 AM

David B.

"Music was created by God"

So why is it the composers and performers who get the rights payments then?

9/24/2009 3:34:28 AM

EvoPagan

Jack Black doesn't have to "try" to be funny. He just is. You're too stupid to get it.

9/24/2009 3:39:12 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

That's the beauty of Jack Black. He can be funny without appearing to be funny. I guess that went over your head.

9/24/2009 3:41:02 AM

Colonel Boris

Epic humour fail. Makes me feel mildly sad for a group of people who so fervently wish away their lives...
"Take me away, Jebus, take me away from the world yo daddy created..."

9/24/2009 4:07:43 AM



<b>Dude, god's music is so bad it makes city walls collapse!</b>

That's <b>so</b> metal.

9/24/2009 4:37:15 AM

Big Jilm

Read your fucking Bible. Lucifer, the Morning Star created music.

9/24/2009 4:38:18 AM

Smilodon

"I pray that we "go home" - and soon."

You know, you could speed that up by doing stupid things with your life. For example making it a habit to speed on highways with heavy traffic while your BAC is at 0.08%. Technically it wouldn't be suicide, just reckless endangerment of your life.

9/24/2009 4:45:16 AM

Mister Spak

"Oh my - it didn't even appear he was trying to be funny."

That's because you have no sense of humor - or reality.

But I do hope you go soon.

9/24/2009 5:16:19 AM

Jack Bauer

I suppose you only laugh at christian humour...

A: How do you know when a Pharisee has been in your garden?

B: I don't know.

A: Neither do I, brother. Let us go down on our knees and pray to the Lord for an answer.

A & B: Oh Lord, how do we know when a Pharisee has been in our garden?

God: <eternal silence>

B: Thank you, Lord. You know when a Pharisee has been in your garden because it is very quiet.

9/24/2009 5:34:59 AM

Xotan

Oh my - it didn't even appear he was trying to be funny.

=== Who he?

That made me almost physically ill.

=== See your doctor or throw up in the loo.

Music was created by God

=== Two proofs needed here. Firstly how was music created by god? Secondly, prove god. I argue that music is created by me and others of my kind. We are called composers, and we spend many hours develping our musical thoughts and getting them copied onto the computer - or even paper! God doesn't show his face at all. It's hard work, but I love it.

and should be used for God's glory.

=== The honour and satisfaction of the composer and performer/s is what you really mean.

How much more sick and twisted is this world going to get when things like this are no longer reserved for Satanists meetings.

=== Like god, you have to adduce evidence of a concrete nature to prove Santa.


That was horrible.

=== I agree. But why do you keep saying such stupid things?


I pray that we "go home" - and soon. I've had enough of this world.

===I too would wish you to go home. It strikes me that you are too stupid to be let out alone.

9/24/2009 6:14:46 AM

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