Quote# 39973

Of all the Satan-derived religions, athiesm is the one that gets in my craw the most. Them people are always after "logic" or some other proof that the LORD exists and is involved in our lives in some meaningful way.

Fact is, the only "proof" we have for God is that we each have some ability to sense him. We've all been told from birth that there is some type of God - the muslim have their moon god, the catholics have the queen of heaven, the hindu have that Shiva, etc.

Now we all know that these are false gods, but dang, at least it's a god and because people have beliefs that they've been told from birth just lets me know that it has to be the truth - that there is God. I just happen to know that Jesus is the right one.

Like someone said above, the martyrs didn't get killed over a LIE! They knew the truth and stayed with it because they knew Jesus was real. Even the Muslims today are killing themselves to be martyrs because they know there is a afterlife. They might be wrong about the afterlife, but they definately know that something is there - why would they be willing to die for it if it was all a fake?

But these atheist come around and just ruin all our proof and point out crazy stuff. Well, maybe we don't have "science" proof, but we all know the facts. Logic doesn't have nothing to do with faith.

Freed_From_Sin, RaptureReady 51 Comments [5/27/2008 8:38:35 AM]
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Quote# 122389

Responding to, "No moisture in the atmosphere? No free water on earth, for instance in rivers, oceans, lakes?"

No raindrops until after the flood, which, BTW, the Bible states.

Doctor, Amazon Evolution Forum 9 Comments [11/9/2016 4:59:57 AM]
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Quote# 9263

Science is in fact a religion, it is called scientology, it is the hot new hollywood crze of the stars. And religion is in fact science.

bhowe, Christian Forums 36 Comments [1/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 99538

The World’s Most Oppressed Religious Group

Taking the word oppressed to actually mean “oppressed,” rather than “favored by our liberal rulers,” who do you suppose are the most oppressed religious group in the world? It isn’t Muslims, who along with commies do most of the oppressing. It is Christians:

Restrictions, harassment, and intimidation towards people who practice their religion increased in every major region of the world in 2012 except the Americas, with Christians the major target, says a new report by the Pew Research Center.

Here I was thinking that America was rife with “Islamophobia” like they say on TV.

A recent report by the Christian group Open Doors noted that “North Korea remains the world’s most restrictive nation in which to practice Christianity,” followed by Somalia, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Maldives, Pakistan, Iran and Yemen.

As for phony blather about the enlightenment of the Arab Spring,

Obama expressed hope that the “Arab Spring” would give rise to greater religious freedom in North Africa and the Middle East, which has had the world’s highest level of hostility towards religion in every year since 2007, when Pew first began measuring it. However, the study finds that these regions actually experienced the largest increase in religious hostilities in 2012.

That is largely due to the activities of Obama’s revolutionary Islamic allies in Egypt, where they burn churches, and in Syria, where they behead Christians and feed them to dogs. Obama and his lackey McCain tried to drag us into a war on behalf of these maniacs, but public opposition made them back off.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 28 Comments [2/22/2014 5:52:43 AM]
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Quote# 132779

The gays pretended to be nice, well dressed, suburban goofballs who just want to get married until they got everything they said they wanted. Now they are opening up about their real agenda and they don't care who it hurts. Got AIDS and want to give blood?

Sure it will infect others but it's more important that gays FEEL respected. Got AIDS and want to give it to someone else as a lark? Can't judge them for that! And they are actually winning in these "screw everyone else, only we matter!" positions. Pedophilia is just around the corner.

pepsi_junkie, Free Republic 10 Comments [10/9/2017 11:24:43 AM]
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Quote# 44027

[Question]

I have a friend who is dying. She is not a Christian.
What can I say to comfort her without telling her she's going to Hell if she doesn't accept Jesus.


[Aaaah, can you feel the Christian love and compassion?]

leah15075269, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [8/1/2008 7:49:06 PM]
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Quote# 4793

The 'GO TO H____' one always amazed me. How can one tell someone go there if one doesn't beleive the place exists???? Or spending money that says 'In God we trust'... I will NEVER spend money that says In satan we trust or in nothing we trust or in budda we trust or in cows we trust.

halfpint, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23939

(But what are we talking about in the US? I would say the founding fathers in the decleration of this country said

Quote: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.

In that case, then yes, homosexual sex could be seen as neccecary.)

Oh well then so could bestiality. Wait, bad example. I forgot that you are openly FOR bestiality. Well then so could sex with little kids. However, all of these are unnecessary, including gay sex as I have proved elsewhere.

This is about marriage and pursuit of happiness though. Pursuit of happiness does not equal happiness. It only means freedom to seek that which will make you happy. Now of course even you will admit that this freedom has limits and restrictions. That pursuit cannot conflict with other people's happiness or freedoms. Which is why we don't have anarchy in the United States of America. Now, same-sex marriage made legal by anyone other than the voting majority infringes on this pursuit of happiness, and it does this to EVERY voter regardless of their position because it takes away their say in an institution that belongs to the public. It does not infringe on a gay person's pursuit of happiness because marriage was a one man one woman union long before homosexuals starting demanding it be changed to suit their wants. So if not being married makes them so unhappy, then they should marry someone of the opposite sex like everyone else does. Everyone has a restriction on the pursuit of happiness in terms of redefining marriage to suit their wants, regardless of their sexual orientation. That restriction is that they cannot redefine something that the public owns as a whole. It must be voted on by the public and the majority will must be upheld. This is what the forefathers intended. Believe it!

And that is checkmate.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 40 Comments [4/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119494

This is what the Bible thinks about women who sit under the spiritual leadership of women-led ministries >>> "silly women weighed down by the burden of their sins, easily swayed by various lusts, always learning and listening to anybody who will teach them, but never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.”

If your church is headed by a FEMALE Pastor, a Prophetess, a FEMALE Evangelist—and our all time favorite title to laugh at when women call themselves this—an APOSTLE; more than likely you are sitting under a woman that has a divination spirit, a Python spirit, a spirit of the occult, a witch, a pagan goddess.

This is not of God. And explains why women are at their absolute worse right now. It's repugnant to watch, because God is not mocked, and this out-of-order behavior plays out in the lives of the women that follow ministries like this.

If you are a young woman under the age of 30, RUN RUN RUN from churches strictly led by women. They are a death trap. Ministries like this will steal the promises of God for your life.

And then run TO a church that is led by a MAN, a true man of God; that doesn’t bend on the Word for your emotions nor your sexual desires.

Man is the authority that God gave to rule his Kingdom and His Church. Don't be deceived!

These women-led ministries are not only running some serious pimpin' on you, but they are also wasting your youth, damning your soul, and making you a victim for the Devil's amusement.

They play on your broken relationships with men and your strained relationship with your mother. And if you struggle with lesbianism, they hone in on your insecurities about your identity. They ride your emotions (like demonic spirits) promising things are always ABOUT to happen.

The Bible warns us in 2 Timothy 3:1-7

But understand this, that in the last days there will be dangerous times. For people will be lovers of self, narcissistic, self-focused, lovers of money impelled by greed, boastful, arrogant, revilers, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy and profane, and they will be unloving devoid of natural human affection, calloused and inhumane, irreconcilable, malicious gossips, devoid of self-control, intemperate, immoral, brutal, haters of good, traitors, reckless, conceited, lovers of sensual pleasure rather than lovers of God, holding to a form of outward godliness, although they have denied its power for their conduct nullifies their claim of faith.

AVOID SUCH PEOPLE AND KEEP FAR AWAY FROM THEM.

For among them are those who worm their way into homes and captivate silly women weighed down by the burden of their sins, easily swayed by various lusts, always learning and listening to anybody who will teach them, but never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.”

Ladies, you have been warned.

Eden Decoded, Facebook 17 Comments [6/6/2016 2:21:48 AM]
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Quote# 46552

Communist as atheists persecuted religions.
Atheism has as many form as you want.

You always consider bad things done by religious people (ppl who claims so) encouraged by religion. Louis The Sun King did not persecute protestants because f catholicism...it was perfectly good for him to back up protestant enemies of Habsburgs.

Just as atheism is not to blame for Stalin's action, religion is not to blame for people's actions who do what they want. If you judge with double standars you will be judged with double standards.

Odovacar, Total War Center ( Hitler, Stalin & the Rest: "Atheist Genocide" Promoters? ) 28 Comments [9/4/2008 10:00:37 PM]
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Quote# 8350

[On the allegations by the RAI that the US used white phosphorus in Iraq - this was written the day the US admitted to using it.]

this is the thing.... you can make a stretch out of anything and get it to support your political agenda. Perhaps White Phosphorus wasn't used against citizens. Iraqi militants have been doing stuff as is to try to make the U.S. look bad. Before you go on this rant about that being crap, why would they NOT want the U.S. to look bad? If they can make the U.S. look bad, people like yourself can raise this big deal over it and the ones like you can interrupt everything, and get in people's way protesting as if the President REALLY cares what you think.... What's to say that the Iraqi militants didn't use the white phosphorus against the civilians who wouldn't fight for the Iraqi army? Why would the U.S. kill innocent civilians anyways? What does that profit? It's a stretch and a half to think that they kill people just for the heck of it. You have to ask yourself what is the bigger stretch... to think that the Iraqi army did this to frame the U.S. army and build anti-American sentiment, or is it more of a stretch to think that the U.S. gets jollies from trying to kill innocent people who they said they are trying to set free? I personally think it's insane to think that the U.S. would strive to violate the Geneva Conventions. Why would they want to do that? They have a lot to lose if that's their goal.

† Matt †, Myspace 12 Comments [11/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5194

The answer is that God is also a vengful God... Therefore he would sometimes instruct his people to kill their enimies ( including women and childern) and there was good reason for this...

Nicole Riddle, ChannelOne.com BBS 14 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 851

being disgusting?
threatning people?

neither of those were my intentions-i was stating the Truth-i was not threatning anyone-if some are uncomfortable with hearing the bitter Truth that without God they are nothing, then so be it-they have heard the Truth-the Truth is, if you don't have God, you're going to hell-and, no, i'm never going to stop telling people that-since people seem to respond better to things that scare them, that's why i brought up the reality of hell, instead of the reality of heaven-if you have a problem with hearing of the Truth, then i suggest you learn to take it, because if you're not saved, you're going to experience it, so if you cringe just by reading the words, then maybe you should start thinking about what it will be like when you have to go through it
again. i'm not trying to threaten people, or be disgusting-and, i'm still not convinced my stating what is true is either of those-i'm telling the Truth-and, if some people can't take the Truth, then oh well

JesusChica, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 52267

FORMER SCOUT LEADER BUT CURRENT HOMOSEXUAL

Notice how the story points out that this fiend was a "former Scout leader" (mentioned only in an attempt to give the Boy Scouts a bad name), but there's no mention that he's now a "homosexual." So Scout bashing is okay but we dare not state that he's a man who enjoys having sex with males which makes him, by definition, a homosexual.

The media never mentions male child molesters in the same breath with homosexuals even though the two are, at times, one in the same. This is political correctness at its best. But they found out that Van Kleeck was a Scout leader (who knows how long ago) and it's in the story.

This is just another example of how frightened the media are of the radical homosexual movement in our country. They're scared stiff of these people, but not afraid to slander a great God-fearing organization like the Boy Scouts of America.

God Bless

Sonino John Paul Scardelletti - A Christian

Scardelletti, Cleveland Plain Dealer 32 Comments [11/15/2008 9:24:27 PM]
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Quote# 3410

Death is not a big deal. It is just a milisecond in a souls eternal existance. Even if in agony, or suffering. Death is a blessing.

HomeBound, Christian Forums 12 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 50614

And the fact remains that ToE, and more specifically natural selection, was a theory dreamed up to get around miracles and/or mystical things like minds and intelligence. So natural selection is the only adaptive mechansim that could (theoretically) cause populational change in a materialistic (aka mindless/non-intelligent) way. Any other mecahnism, as far as I've been able to reason, invokes scientifically unexplainable and mystical mechanisms, as they require signals and self-organizational processes within the body which have no known physical cause or origin.

Supersport, Evolution Fairytale Forum 31 Comments [10/26/2008 9:18:47 PM]
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Quote# 80830

New Atheism would be more accurately named FauxAtheism: They don't deny the existence of the supernatural, they just worship devil spirits and call it "Earth science" or environmentalism. When these spiritualists get around to hooking " the planet/Gaia" up to an EKG & showing me "her" heartbeat, pricking "her" with a telephone pole and bringing forth blood &/ getting their messiah David Eick to walk on water, maybe they can legitimately sell it as "science".

Way-farerTed, Vox Popoli 78 Comments [4/25/2011 3:48:17 AM]
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Quote# 13753

["All we have to judge you is statements like "you are all a bunch of butt fucking queers" or "Dr. Haucking is a slobberbox". Is it a surprise you now have to defend your intelligence?"]

Those who would engage in sexual intercourse by sticking their penis in another man's rectum, is being a butt fucker. Those who would encourage that behavior would themselves have to be a butt fucker.

Here is a question as it might appear on an IQ test.

1.All fags are gay. All fags are buttfuckers. Some gays are lesbians. All lesbians are carpet munchers. Which sentence is true:

A. All gays are fags.
B. All gays are lesbians.
C. All lesbians are butt fuckers.
D. All gays are an abomination.

2.All gays support homosexuality. Some non-gays support homosexuality. Most non-gays dont support homosexuality. Which sentence is true:

A.All gays are not homosexual.
B.Some non-gays are not homosexual.
C.Most non-gays are homosexual.
D.Homosexuality is an abomination.

Slobbering is a trait common amongst those who have little control of their saliva output. Those who are invalid, are big time slobberers. Invalids have difficulty controlling their saliva.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 60 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5397

[Replying to 'AIDS was spontaneously generated by homosexual sex?']It is possible. Our concepts about viruses are incomplete. One example is how was the first virus originate?

ValenII, Christian Forums 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 110720

The owl is a bird that symbolises wisdom, and is associated with knowledge and the occult. It is also associated with the moon. The owl is a bird of the night and a bird of prey that is very stealth like because of it’s short feathers and has strong sharp talons used to catch it’s prey. Owls can patiently wait for the when the time is right to catch their prey. The nocturnal owl can see in the dark and can see things we can’t see. The same can be said of secret societies and it’s member; Satanists aka Illuminati are doing things in the dark and know information that is hidden from the public eye.

The demon goddess Lilith is symbolized as an owl throughout history. Few satanic orders exist today that are dedicated to serving Lilith the ‘first Mother’. There are 2 reputable organizations that use incantations and do initiations associated with Lilith, they are: the Ordo Antichristianus Illuminati and the Order of Phosphorus.

Deborah, discerning the world 24 Comments [7/12/2015 5:04:30 PM]
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